Once Sarah asked me to smell Campbell's diaper to see if he was poopy. He was in his high chair so I leaned him forward and stuck my nose down toward his nether regions only to discover too late that he'd had a blowout up his back and I now had his "special sauce" all along my left cheek.
If I had to rank that experience, it would likely be somewhere between my own circumcision and my high school graduation.
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You know you're a parent when your WALLS get pooped on! (at least I hope that only happens to parents)
Once Sarah asked me to smell Campbell's diaper to see if he was poopy. He was in his high chair so I leaned him forward and stuck my nose down toward his nether regions only to discover too late that he'd had a blowout up his back and I now had his "special sauce" all along my left cheek.
If I had to rank that experience, it would likely be somewhere between my own circumcision and my high school graduation.
Now you've really arrived at the real deal of parenting! Much poop, pee, and all other bodily fluids are coming your way my friends!
Keep having fun!
Addison has sprayed her walls two times with poo! Welcome to parenting!
you know you are a parent when you and your friends have a running blog about your children's bowel movements
We haven't experienced flying poop yet, only all the way up the back and on Stacey's clothes though. Good thing I grew up around dog kennels...
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